Can you find me?

Work in progress.

public class Poorpirate {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println(welcomeMessage());
  }

  static String welcomeMessage() {
    String m = "Welcome to PoorPirate!";
    return m;
  }

  /**
   * Checks user's ability.
   */
  static void commonSense() {
    // does the user have any?
  }
}